"Roller Gun Radio" (Ep.1) w/ guest Patrick Covell (Show Ready To Air)

-- Black screen --
-- Opening sequence --

-- Viewer discretion is advised --
-- The following podcast for all intents and purposes
should never be brought up or considered in contradiction
with ROG or anyone currently involved with the company's
management, creative and talent wellness policy --

-- A S&W.357 rapid-fire sound is
quickly followed by a short intro of Michael Jackson's Bad --
-- Voice over --

???: Hellooo and welcome to "Roller Gun Radio".
That's R-O..double L..E-R ..(pause) G Radio.
Say your grace and take your space ..(pause)
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS... GUN TIIIIIIIIIIIME!

-- Center pitched angle --
-- A heavily loaded with wires
and microphones podcast table
welcomes us to the Roller Gun Station --

-- Behind a MacBook pro there is
a well familiar figure to the die-hard wrestling
fans out there --
-- Smiling --

-- Jason Reeves is now wearing
himself in a more casual fashion --
-- We see a Metallica T-Shirt and
sunglasses on top of his forehead --


-- The years have finally started to catch up 
with the former world champion as Jason's hair
has started to turn grey --
-- Even though his figure has remained slim
it is now clear that Reeves is enjoying his retirement 
as well as his fortune --


-- We back away from the original angle
as we can see him having a hold of a
microphone stance --

Jason Reeves: Hello and welcome to
the most over the top podcast
in the wrestling world.
"Roller Gun Radio", yes sir, we'll
be calling it down the middle, believe me.
For those of you who have been around to know
and for those who haven't.. it is I 
The "Jason Reeves" and you are 
watching my first podcast in "Roller Gun Radio".
....

-- He takes a sip of water 
from the bottle next to him --

Jason Reeves: First things first.
We have a special guest tonight,
so before we start I wish to introduce him.
Welcome, Patrick.

-- Patrick Covell is shown for a brief moment
seeming relaxed and wearing a metal shirt and shades
as well --
-- Having a seat at a near distance of Jason from a side,
having the same microphone stance --
-- Surprisingly he seems to also wear
Kamo pants, tooth necklace and hunting boots --  
-- We that we can definitely conclude that Patrick (and perhaps Jason as well)
has added hunting to his new list of hobbies as the two best
friends and former top prospects of the industry continue
to expand themselves beyond expectations.
Adding new interests, learning new crafts. 
Living life the way it's meant to be lived-- 

Jason Reeves: I can't say it's been a while 
since I've last asked you this, Patrick.
But for the benefit of protocol...
please tell us how you feel today.

-- Patrick chuckles, remeaning mostly amused --

Patrick Covell: Firstly, you saying 'please' is definitely
not a part of the protocol, but anyway... 
I feel great.. you see this

-- He pulls his necklace forward --

Patrick Covell: Last month I killed this giant boar... 
with bare hands. 

-- He puts his hands on the frame --


-- Now it's Jason's turn to chuckle --
-- Sharing his point of view --

Jason Reeves: Funny, I remember killing a boar with a single shot
last month, when he was about to charge at my best friend
who happened to have had this "outstanding" idea to
wrestle him down with "bare hands".

-- Pause --

Patrick Covell: Sounds like an interesting individual,
do I know him?

-- Both chuckle --

Jason Reeves: Hardly.

Patrick Covell: Alright, let me ask you something.
Why on earth did you decide to start this podcast?

-- Pause --

Jason Reeves: Why do you think?
It's been a while since I've been out.
Out of pro-wrestling as a whole.
I figured this would be a nice way
to address everything left unsaid and unresolved.

-- Questioned --

Patrick Covell: So this is simply about you?

Jason Reeves: No, Pat. It's about us, it's about
the business, the industry, the talent, the companies...
this is about everything that needs to be said.

-- Pause --

Patrick Covell: Well, what's the first subject?

-- Jason takes a moment in
going through the dozens of notes he 
had previously prepared for the episode --

Jason Reeves: Let's start with the "Top Guns", 
let's start with us.
I believe the fans deserve to know why we were
"silently released" after our last stint
and what was the reason behind it.

-- Patrick silently nods --

Jason Reeves: In the mean time, 
for everybody watching or listening
this podcast, you can participate by 
sending us your questions on our email
"rgrradio@hotmail.com" and
also by using the listed telephone 1-844-236-1313 
and our twitter account at @rollergunradio

-- Pause --

Jason Reeves: I can't seem to recall the last 
conversation that we had with Helena.
I remember her mentioned budget...

-- Patrick gets irritated --

Patrick Covell: BS.. Nothing like that,
don't tell you we believe in that story

-- Before Reeves can answer --
-- The telephone starts ringing
as the first viewer pops out --

Jason Reeves: Hello there, what's your name?

Viwer 1: Hello, my name is Sam.
I've been a huge fan of you guys..
I can't believe that you started a podcast, that's awesome.

Jason Reeves: Thank you, Sam. Do you have a question for us?

Sam: I do actually, one for Patrick.

-- Patrick prepares to listen --

Sam: I've recently read "The Covell Chronicles" and I have
a question about Sandra?

-- Both Reeves and Pat begin to laugh, as 
Sam continues --

Sam: Did you guys left after the podcast that night
or was there something else?

-- Patrick chuckles a bit more --

Patrick Covell: Well Sam, since I don't want
to dodge your questions. Yes, something did happen
and because of it, Sandra is still employed by ROG.

Sam: Oh, wow.

Jason Reeves: Jesus Patrick.

Patrick Covell: The boy wanted to know so I answered...
what's the problem?

-- Not even ten seconds after Sam is disconnected,
the twitter page literally blows out of questions considering
"The Covell Chronicles" --

Jason Reeves: What have we done?

-- Patrick appears surprised --

Patrick Covell: We, this is your podcast.

-- Jason pulls the plug on the telephone
just as the next viewer comes online --

Jason Reeves: Alright, let's take this slowly.
Let's discuss what happened that night.

Patrick Covell: I'll tell you what happened,
the board threw us out because we let 
things get out of control again.

Jason Reeves: We?

Patrick Covell: Damn right.

--He chuckles--

Patrick: Okay, maybe I WAS the ringleader, but I remember you being just as strung out as me.
Pretty sure it was you who unzipped your pants and slammed you....."Lone Wolf" onto Sandra's desk.

--Both guns chuckles--

Patrick: But really, that part of my life was out of control.
To be honest, the more time passes, the less I remember and the less I WANT to remember.
Looking back now, its easy to see the signs of depression, anger and fear in my behavior.
I'm not proud out of.
But regret comes with age and so does redemption.
I'm not the same guy, I was back then.
Haven't been for a long time.
And in a way, maybe it was a good thing the full diary, never aired.
Because it was only gonna get worse.
Much worse.
Luckily times have changed and so have I.
But there's always gonna be that part of me.
That deep dark shadow, looming over me.
You can't get rid of it.
Its not that easy.
Its always there.
Some days I still wake up.
Sometimes feeling lonely.
Angry.
Sad.
Or just borderline depressed.
Some days I just wanna say "screw it".
Its always gonna be like that.
Some day's I wish I had somebody.
Other days, I don't-
Which is properly the best.
I'm better off alone.
I operate best in my own dark fantasy world.
There I can't get hurt.
Or worse.
Hurt somebody else.

Jason: Wow.
Deep stuff man......

Patrick: Almost as deep, as Sandra was that faithful night.

--Both guys burst out laughing--

Ya goits

-- Jason is the first one to put some words on display --

Jason Reeves: Alright, moving on.
I've been asked a lot about NOG 39.
All of you smarks out there want to know
what happened with The Kingdom.
What led to Bryan's release and subsequently
to all of our contracts being abruptly terminated.

-- Jason looks at Patrick --

Jason Reeves: Firstly you need to understand
that in this business there are no rules.
Everything that happens, happens because
of a possibility. Before NOG 39 came a possibility...
Not many of you know that, but ROG was close to
a shut down several years ago compliments to the so-called
"S accident".. but I am going to call it in its true form.
A match which went off the script completely. 
You're going to hear more about the time when Triple X and Synical
tore down the building at NOG 16 as I am planning to invite 
both of them on my podcast.

-- Patrick swears after hearing the last sentence --

Jason Reeves: The night before NOG 39, I got a phone call
from Helena. Current GM of ROG, wife of Morpheus.
She says "We need to talk".. so I said "Well, talk then"
As you can imagine, she didn't like that but anyhow.. she tells me
"We have a situation at the Bronx. Apparently, your son has
destroyed his hotel room"... 
I was completely shocked.
My relationship with Bryan has been 'firm' for a while I admit that,
but destroying a hotel room I knew that something wasn't right.
I tried to call him a few times, he didn't pick up his phone...
so I did what anyone in my place would do.

-- Patrick glances him with a look of concern --

Jason Reeves: I called Pat, we picked the Camaro from the garage
and went straight for a three-hour drive to the Bronx in the middle of the night. 
We get there, we find the hotel. 
And everything from ended up being a complete disaster.
I find my son, sitting on a couch at the lobby wearing nothing but pyjama pants
with his body being bruised after a police intervention, his eyes clearly as red as The Red Baron himself.
The only thing I could hear was his 'sniffing' ... "Dad, they stole my SHIT!!!" ... "Dad, you gotta get me back my SHIT!!"

-- He hardly exhales --

Patrick Covell: And that's not all.. you wanna let me talk about the room?

-- Jason's hides his expression under his palms --

Patrick, throw a few lines in here and we can close this thing.

Good thing we started this podcast, I have a lot of 'rust' to clear

Patrick Covell: So while Jase, is taking care of his sniffling idiot of a son, I go with the manager to inspect the room.
He opens the door, we walk and what do I find.
What did I find, you may ask.
Nothing....
Like, not in like "nothing is wrong".
No, more like "NOTHING AT ALL!".
I can¨t see a bed, I can¨t see a tv.
No furniture at all.
That is, until the manager pokes me on the shoulder, advising me to look up.
Yeap!
You guessed it.
I'm not sure, what exactly Bryan have been on that night, but he¨s managed to duct tape, every single piece of furniture to the freaking ceiling, UPSIDE DOWN!
He¨s literally decorated and designed the whole hotel room.
In the freaking ceiling.
My first thought is to burst out laughing.
The next is to tell the dear manager "it could be worse".
Of course I don¨t really get a chance to, because as faith would have it, at the very moment the tape gives away and every single piece of furniture comes crashing down.
The whole room literally explodes.
The whole room gets covered in, what I first assumed was just dust from the mattress.
But as you may have guessed, I quickly found out, it wasn¨t dust.

Jason: Jesus.....

Patrick: I only inhaled a few times, while in the room, but seriously.
And I'm not kidding.
I didn't sleep for the next 72 hours.
I'm still not sure, what was being cooked up in that room or what the hell had transpired before hand.
All I know is, that there suddenly appeared a massive hole in my bank account simply titled "Hotel deposit".
You still owe, me for that you know.

--He glances towards Jason, who¨s simply shaking his head in utter disbelieve--

 Patrick: Anyway the story goes, that Bryan had, had a bunch of people in his while room.
Apparently the party had been going on for almost 2 days straight, he¨d managed to buy out the whole floor of the hotel to keep people away, but had apparently gotten a bit out of control, when these guy's dressed in what the manager described as "men in black suits" showed up.
The party was quickly cleared.
Commotion erupted.
The cops were called.
Bryan didn't have none of it....Neither did the cops.
And its pretty clear to think, who came out on top, in the end, when it was all set and done.

Hmmmmmmm....I think I just found my flow, again.

Patrick Covell wrote:Hmmmmmmm....I think I just found my flow, again.

Yep

Jason Reeves: After the air was cleared
the kid was fired and sent to rehab.
Switched between several Psychiatric clinics.
Haven't seen him for the past eight months
Lexi and his mother have been crying their eyes out
while the two of us have been drinking and hunting the boars for forests..
or was it the other way around I don't know..
Next thing I know, we get fired out for 'budget cuts' ...
all our merchandise is dropped.
We've been sued for accusations in backstage turmoils.
And if that's not enough... 

-- Phone ringing --

Jason Reeves: That's not good.

-- Patrick looks down at the table, spotting
the caller --

Patrick: You're not gonna pick up... right

-- Jason hesitates but eventually picks up the
phone as Justin, the owner of the broadcast station
starts to scream on some sort of an abstractive language --

Jason Reeves: Can you please slow down... 

-- He looks at Patrick, then at the laptop, then back at Patrick 
before --

Jason Reeves: Suck my hairy
balls you homo...

-- Jason literally throws his phone against the
wall to the surprise of Patrick, who barely doges yet another 'bullet' --

Jason Reeves: He wants to shut us down.  
Nobody shuts me down, I'm JASON FUKIN'  REEVES

-- Patrick remains amused --

Patrick Covell: Hard to disagree.
Do you really have hairy balls?

-- Jason exhales --

Jason Reeves: Fuck this shit...
Let's get drunk

-- He gets up and seemingly leaves the podcast area 
as Patrick looks around not knowing what to say --

Patrick: Well say no more.

-- End of episode --

I'm at a lost for words......

We could air this sometime during the week but would need to make sure that there is at least 200 lines first

Super Aid wrote:We could air this sometime during the week but would need to make sure that there is at least 200 lines first

To me aid, it looks like a good around 300 lines

Super Aid wrote:We could air this sometime during the week but would need to make sure that there is at least 200 lines first

Unless I've missed something and going by the responses Reeves and Pat gave in the other two RPs Icon recently posted in this section, isn't the idea of this RP (and for that matter, the "Outside ROG Roleplays" section) meant to be for outside the ROG shows, with no intention of being aired on TWG whatsoever?

Kadomitsu wrote:

Super Aid wrote:We could air this sometime during the week but would need to make sure that there is at least 200 lines first

Unless I've missed something and going by the responses Reeves and Pat gave in the other two RPs Icon recently posted in this section, isn't the idea of this RP (and for that matter, the "Outside ROG Roleplays" section) meant to be for outside the ROG shows, with no intention of being aired on TWG whatsoever?

As far as I know it was always that way, just took a little observation and common sense to figure out! 8)

You might be wondering why we haven't made more.

It's because I am still waiting for Aid to read his DAMN PM which was sent
to both him and Lacey with an idea that me and Mr.Extreme Course European Elite future winner had

Jason Reeves wrote:You might be wondering why we haven't made more.

It's because I am still waiting for Aid to read his DAMN PM which was sent
to both him and Lacey with an idea that me and Mr.Extreme Course European Elite future winner had

At least Paulie read mine! AIDS has been online every single day and won't even look at yours! Must feel bad man!

It's the same feeling I had when I got rejected in tenth grade by (ironically) the ugliest girl I've ever been on a date with to this day!

Lesson learned folks, even the great Jason Reeves has suffered rejection in his life

Jason Reeves wrote:It's the same feeling I had when I got rejected in tenth grade by (ironically) the ugliest girl I've ever been on a date with to this day!

Lesson learned folks, even the great Jason Reeves has suffered rejection in his life

I'm sure you've proven to her what a terrible mistake she made! I seem to get the crazy chicks, give them a few months for them to show their true colours and then I'm ghosting!

Cartwright wrote:

Jason Reeves wrote:It's the same feeling I had when I got rejected in tenth grade by (ironically) the ugliest girl I've ever been on a date with to this day!

Lesson learned folks, even the great Jason Reeves has suffered rejection in his life

I'm sure you've proven to her what a terrible mistake she made! I seem to get the crazy chicks, give them a few months for them to show their true colours and then I'm ghosting!

As a wise idiot once said "Stupid is what stupid does."